AUDI - Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW - Brutal Money Waster
BUICK - Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET - Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CITROEN - Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nuters
DODGE - Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
FIAT - Failed Italian Automotive Technology
FIAT - Fix It Again Tomorrow
FORD - Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HONDA - Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothings Driveable And Inexpensive
JAGUAR - Jows And Germans Usually Argue Retail
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
NISSAN - Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
PORSCHE - Proof Of Spoiled Children Having Everything
RENAULT - Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Limp of Trash
SAAB - Swedish Automobiles Always Broken
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO - Very Old Looking Vehicular Object
VW - Virtually Wothless
JEEP - Just Empy Every Pocket
MOSKVIC - Milij, Otjezzaij Sto Kilometrov, Vilezaj i Čiņi
OPEL - Owned Per Elimentary Lusers
BMW - Brutal Money Waster
BUICK - Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET - Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CITROEN - Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nuters
DODGE - Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
FIAT - Failed Italian Automotive Technology
FIAT - Fix It Again Tomorrow
FORD - Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HONDA - Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothings Driveable And Inexpensive
JAGUAR - Jows And Germans Usually Argue Retail
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
NISSAN - Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
PORSCHE - Proof Of Spoiled Children Having Everything
RENAULT - Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Limp of Trash
SAAB - Swedish Automobiles Always Broken
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO - Very Old Looking Vehicular Object
VW - Virtually Wothless
JEEP - Just Empy Every Pocket
MOSKVIC - Milij, Otjezzaij Sto Kilometrov, Vilezaj i Čiņi
OPEL - Owned Per Elimentary Lusers
